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- knocked the earth off its axis by about 3 inches

- shortened the year by a few millionths of a second

what other repercussions might there be? Only time will tell.

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Worlds Tallest Dog - TITAN!

LOS ANGELES – The Guinness Book of World Records officially says an ailing 4-year-old Great Dane named Titan from San Diego is the world’s tallest dog.

Owner Diana Taylor says Titan is blind, deaf, epileptic and undergoes acupuncture and chiropractic adjustments every three weeks.

He is also a gentle soul who is often mistaken by young children as a horse.

The announcement came during a ceremony Thursday.

Taylor says Titan stands 42.25 inches from floor to shoulder, weighs 190 pounds and doesn’t stand on his hind legs because it isn’t good for him.

Titan took over the title from Gibson, a 7-year-old harlequin Great Dane from Grass Valley who died earlier this year after battling bone cancer.

Sheriff: Dog – acupuncture? Now I think I have heard almost every stupid thing there is to hear. I am almost ready to send my dogs to the psychiatrist so they can deal with their height deprivation complex!

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Sheriff: Enjoy. We are currently working on extensive development of new sections of the Stupid Patrol. Check back often to see the changes – including a New Stupid Jokes area, a stupid video’s section and a Stupid Games area.

First Class Blondie

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one.

The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, “I’m young, blonde and beautiful, and I’m going to sit here all the way to LA.”

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

 Again, the blonde replies, “I’m young, blonde and beautiful, and I’m going to sit here all the way to LA.

“The captain doesn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot.

The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde’s ear.

She immediately gets up, says, “Thank you so much,” hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, “I just told her that the first class section isn’t going to LA.”

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Sheriff: Tuesday – another good day for a stupid Tampon Joke enjoy the laugh, here is

Tampons! That’ll be fun!

A couple of older bums are relaxing on a park bench, bored out of their minds. They’re not the brightest of crayons, but are known to be pretty resourceful – especially when bored.

So one of them says to the other, “What are we gonna do today?”

The other replies, “Well, how much money have you got?”

They both rummage through their pockets, emptying several days worth of lint and toothpics, managing to put together about four dollars and some change.

The first one says, “We can’t do much with 4 bucks. Maybe we should just go home?”

The other, excited, replies, “Nah! Let’s go buy a box of tampons!”

“Tampons? What are we gonna do with tampons?”

“Haven’t you seen those TV commercials? With tampons we can run, and hike and swim, even go dancing. We need some tampons!”

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We hope you knowing these stupid and relatively unknown laws will give you a laugh, keep you informed on the idiocy that can be law, and help keep you out of jail – for being Stupid.

As they say “ignorance of the law is no excuse” and as we say stupidity must be a real good excuse!

Today we discover – Maryland

• Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
• Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.

Sheriff: Wow – No Oral Sex! Hey Question did Bill Clinton “monica” anywhere in Maryland? One gotta wonder…

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Sheriff: So here comes Monday, yeah I know, I know…don’t wanna go to work, school, where ever. Too Bad. But hey, go with a laugh, here is –

High Tech Ladies Room

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied.

The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant’s ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked WW, WA, PP and ATR.

Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.

He thought “Wow” these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably. “Aha” he thought, “no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!”

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. “Man, this is great,” he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off…confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, “Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button.”

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Sheriff: Sunday, Sunday. Easy Breezy take it easy. Some people take the day to have a few beers, watch a game and relax. Some people take the day as a “family day” – head out to church, then IHOP or Denny’s. Others use it for things that they might not get to normally. Some – well, just use it the same as they do any other day that ends in  a “Y” – time for Stupidity. I hope you enjoy this stupid joke about the Sky-diving Redneck, it sure made me laugh thinking about the outright stupidity!

Sky Diving Redneck

A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The redneck understood and was ready.

The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his parachute, “So you wanna race, eh?”

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We hope you knowing these stupid and relatively unknown laws will give you a laugh, keep you informed on the idiocy that can be law, and help keep you out of jail – for being Stupid.

As they say “ignorance of the law is no excuse” and as we say stupidity must be a real good excuse!

Today we discover – Maine

• Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
• You may not step out of a plane in flight.
• After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

Sheriff: Good thing I grew up in NYC – mom from Pennsylvania. Lights always came down around Easter! We would have gotten a fine every year!

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