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		<title>Pennsylvania man wins Burrito eating Contest</title>
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<p>ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) &#8212; Professional eater &#8220;Humble Bob&#8221; Shoudt ate 33 1/2 burritos in 10 minutes, winning the 2009 World Burrito eating championship on Friday before an excited crowd at the New Mexico State Fair. </p>
<p>Shoudt, of Royersford, Pa., finished just ahead of runner-up Hall &#8220;Hoover&#8221; Hunt of Jacksonville, Fla., who put down 30 burritos in the International Federation of Competitive Eating-sponsored contest. </p>
<p>Shoudt, who won $1,500, said he didn&#8217;t eat for two days to prepare for the competition. Competitors ate 4-ounce burritos, filled with beef, beans and green chile &#8211; each weighing about a quarter of a pound. </p>
<p>The 15 competitors paced during a brief delay as organizers made room to fit everyone on a stage. Plates stacked with four burritos were placed at each chair along with several plastic water bottles. </p>
<p>Once the timer&#8217;s stopwatch was set, Spanish music started playing on a loudspeaker and the eaters chowed down. </p>
<p>They frantically shoved burritos into their mouths, cheeks puffed like chipmunks, as a crowd of about 250 people roared with laughter and cheers. </p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve never seen anything like this in my life,&#8221; said Dolores Lucero, 53, of Albuquerque, who watched the spectacle with her three young grandchildren. &#8220;When they really picked it up, and you could see the liquid and food dripping out of their mouths, that was pretty disgusting.&#8221; </p>
<p>Lucy Jojola, a 70-year-old retired school employee, served as a volunteer judge and had a place to stand on stage. Her job was to make sure the eaters followed rules, but she couldn&#8217;t hold back her enthusiasm. </p>
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 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://adsyndication.msn.com/delivery/getads.js" ></script></div><p>&#8220;I would pat them on their backs and say, &#8216;Come on! One more! One more! I know you can do it,&#8221; she said. </p>
<p>The 300 burritos were provided by Albuquerque restaurant Garcia&#8217;s Kitchen. Co-owner Steve Garcia showed his spirit by wearing an oversized burrito-shaped hat. </p>
<p>Yes, there really is an International Federation of Competitive Eating. This was the 14th contest on the Major League Eating Circuit in September alone. </p>
<p>Next up? Hunt and Shoudt planned to fly out Friday night to compete in a grits eating contest in Louisiana. Major League Eating&#8217;s top-ranked eater is Joey Chestnut, and the 42-year-old Shoudt recently defeated the world champion at a chili spaghetti eating contest.</p>
<p>Shoudt also has eaten 35 beef brisket sandwiches in 10 minutes and 39 hamburgers in two minutes in past contests.</p>
<p>Many competitors at the New Mexico stop were locals from Albuquerque but others came from California, Missouri and Wisconsin. </p>
<p>&#8220;I try to get into a groove early on, but I didn&#8217;t get off to as fast of a start today as I would have liked,&#8221; Shoudt said. &#8220;But I kept pace and that&#8217;s the most important thing. The local guys really pushed me, and I like being pushed.&#8221; </p>
<p>Shoudt said he wasn&#8217;t expecting the New Mexico green chile inside the burritos to be so spicy. </p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t eat peppers and they were rough on me today,&#8221; he said.</p>
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		<title>Pregnant for 58 YEARS!</title>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">In Sichuan China, a doctor preformed an X-ray on a 90 year-old woman and found that she was carrying a dead fetus for 58 years.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The old lady named Wong, lives in Qing Sheng Province. In February this year, she hurt her back while she was trying to carry a bucket of water.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">The family took her to the hospital 2 months later for an X-ray. That’s when the doctors found out that there was a dead fetus in her uterus, though it was severely distorted.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The woman recalls in May 1949, she was pregnant with her second child, but the baby was never born even far after the due date. She went to check and her doctor told her that she had a still birth. She didn’t have money to pay for the operation so she decided to leave it.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">For 58 years, she didn’t feel that it was bothering her at all besides carrying a big belly all the time, and now it’s already became a part of her body. The doctors said the fetus might already be calcified, but it’s still a miracle.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">In 2005, there was an 81 year-old lady in Thailand carried a still birth baby for 58 years.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Huang Yijun, aged 92, is from southern China and she recently made news after delivering a baby known as a lithopedion, aka ‘Stone Baby’.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Medically speaking, what often happens is the implanted fetus gets to an advanced stage before it dies. Too large to be absorbed by the body, the remains of the child or its surrounding amniotic sac slowly</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">calcify, turning to stone as a way to protect the woman’s body from infection from the decomposing tissue.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">If no complications occur, believe it or not, the mother can basically just go on with her life.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">According to the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine, only 290 cases of lithopedions have ever been documented by medical literature.</p>
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