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		<title>Ernie Anastos and keep f** that chicken!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ernie Anastos, who currently appears ... spiced things up last night. Funnier than "dot Cock!']]></description>
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<h1 style="text-align: center;">Video: Ernie Anastos F-Bomb &amp; Chicken Combo On Air</h1>
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<div id="attachment_247" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-247" title="ernie_anastos_dari_alexander" src="http://stupidpatrol.byzipcode.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ernie_anastos_dari_alexander-300x218.jpg" alt="Ernie Anastos with co-anchor Dari Alexander during last night's Fox Channel 5 newscast. He seems to utter a particularly offensive four-letter word, as the look on her face might indicate." width="300" height="218" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Ernie Anastos with co-anchor Dari Alexander during last night&#39;s Fox Channel 5 newscast. He seems to utter a particularly offensive four-letter word, as the look on her face might indicate.</p></div>
<p>Veteran NYC news anchor Ernie Anastos, who currently appears on MyFoxNY (channel 5)&#8217;s 5 p.m. and 10 p.m. broadcasts, spiced things up last night. <a href="http://gawker.com/5361335/ny-fox-news-anchor-anastos-keep-fcking-that-chicken" target="_blank">Gawker explains</a>, &#8220;Perhaps overloaded by transitive small talk between the weather report and a commercial break, Anastos — who once said &#8216;dot cock&#8217; on live television — told meteorologist Nick Gregory that &#8216;it takes a tough man to make a tender forecast,&#8217; and then, to the utter shock and appall of his co-anchor, Dari Alexander continued, &#8216;Keep fucking that chicken.&#8217;&#8221; Huh?</div>
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<p>More people probably saw this video clip than the original moment. Some people viewing the clip wondered if Anastos meant to say plucking, but, it came out wrong.</p>
<p>Either way, the tape sure sounds like he&#8217;s saying the f-word.</p>
<p>Whether he said it, meant to say it, or it was another word uttered that came out sounding like the f-bomb, matters little at this point, it is still funny as F***!</p>
<p>What is funnier is the reaction of co-anchor Dari Alexander, whose eyes bug out and she grimaces a bit, sort of confirming she just heard the f-bomb.</p>
<p>Still weird! Last year, WNBC (now NBC New York!)&#8217;s Sue Simmons dropped the f-bomb during an off-camera live read promotion (but not during the actual newscast), &#8220;What the fuck are you doing?!&#8221; She appeared on the next day&#8217;s broadcast</p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;"><strong>Sheriff: Hey I can understand. Anything for ratings! and come on &#8211; nowdays what&#8217;s a little F-Bomb &#8211; especially after seeing what&#8217;s on cable! Lemme get back to plucking chickens here &#8211; and for all that know what I mean &#8230;&#8221;Have a NICE day!&#8221;</strong></span></p>
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<p>NEW TAMPA — The youngest Powerball winner ever has packed up his millions and moved to Tampa Bay, fulfilling his dream of working in the wrestling business with a wild new TV show. Combine beautiful women, professional wrestling, and part of a $17 million lottery payout, then stir — and you get the new TV show &#8220;Wrestlicious&#8221;.  </p>
<p>&#8220;MAD TV + the WWE + Baywatch + Dave Chappelle = Wrestlicious,&#8221; explained Powerball winner Jay Vargas, who&#8217;s helping finance the show with his lottery loot. </p>
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<p>Videos of the show posted on YouTube show a mix of pro wrestling, sketch comedy, and bikini photo shoots — all involving women in a variety of skin-tight outfits. </p>
<p>And one of the recurring characters on &#8220;Wrestlicious&#8221; is &#8220;J.V. Rich&#8221; — &#8220;The rapper-slash-owner of &#8216;Wrestlicious,&#8217;&#8221; Vargas said. </p>
<p>&#8220;J.V. Rich&#8221; is a mansion-dwelling, single 21-year old millionaire surrounded by ladies and spending cash like crazy. What&#8217;s that character have in common with the real Jay Vargas?  </p>
<p>&#8220;Attractive and handsome — like myself,&#8221; Vargas said with a laugh that showed he wasn&#8217;t taking himself seriously. </p>
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<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t have the temptation to go out and buy 15 cars or 50 houses, or a big mansion with 50-plus rooms&#8230; I just want to be comfortable,&#8221; he said. </p>
<p>He&#8217;s settled down with a wife and family in a nice, but not-over-the-top house in New Tampa. His money and his mind are totally devoted to his TV show-in-the making.  </p>
<p>Since Tampa Bay&#8217;s home to so many wrestlers, Vargas made it his home, too. It&#8217;s a much better situation than the rumors he hears back home in South Carolina.  </p>
<p>&#8220;I hear I&#8217;m dead every month,&#8221; Vargas said, repeating a rumor that he hears about when he talks to friend and family. &#8220;Ever since I won the Powerball.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;They actually did a press conference saying that I was dead and that I was found in pieces or something like that. I think it&#8217;s sort of funny. &#8216;Cause I&#8217;m not dead at all,&#8221; he said with a big laugh.</p>
<p>Vargas said his producer is working with TV networks to find a home for the TV show, which has already filmed a pilot episode hosted by wrestling promoter Jimmy Hart.</p>
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