Sheriff: I saw this and it was outrageously funny to me – not so much to my wife though. Hope you enjoy this funny picture/poster on the Before and After marriage! But yes, also very stupid!

Before and After Marriage Questions and Answers!

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The ice cream company will distribute “Hubby Hubby“ in its home state of Vermont, celebrating gay marriage.

Gay Rights Ice Cream

Ben & Jerry’s is temporarily renaming their popular “Chubby Hubby” ice cream to “Hubby Hubby” starting Wednesday to celebrate the legalization of gay marriage in its home state of Vermont.

“The legalization of marriage for gay and lesbian couples in Vermont is certainly a step in the right direction, and something worth celebrating with peace, love – and plenty of ice cream,” Ben & Jerry’s CEO Walt Freese said.

The Boston Herald reports that the ice cream will only be sold for 30 days and only in Vermont, mostly rendering the move symbolic.

A wedding-themed Ben & Jerry’s truck will give away free cartons of “Hubby Hubby” around Vermont Wednesday. One scheduled stop is the Vermont Capitol, where a gay-marriage law was passed that took effect Wednesday.

Yes Pe-can! Obama Ice Cream

The company is no stranger to liberal causes, in January renaming its Butter Pecan flavor to “Yes, Pecan” to celebrate President Obama’s inauguration.

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“I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw,” said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.  

Snake with foot - China

Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.

The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China’s West Normal University in Nanchang.

Snake expert Long Shuai said: “It is truly shocking but we won’t know the cause until we’ve conducted an autopsy.”

A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans.

Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other.

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idiot award in the weightlifting class!!

The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was ” stuck” at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he “sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift.”

He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel”. Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two “spotters” on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure “internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully”.

Do not lift more weight than you should, this can happen to you!

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On August 17th, an officer responded to a complaint at a mobile home park where a resident had the luxury of seeing Irby walking in a thong. The resident who complained went on to say that Irby had his sausage and meatballs exposed. Not one to shy away from giving a free show, days later, Irby continued on his Sisqo  inspired shlong show and collected two other exposure incidents. Obviously he needs a bigger thong but I digress. Jail records indicate Irby has been ordered to report to a pretrial office but did not have to post a bond upon his release. It is unclear if he has an attorney. Sausages, Meatballs and STUPID!!!!

Man in thong riding his bike

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There is so much stupidity everywhere I seem to look. Whether it be on the Web, the street, the office, out shopping with the wife and kids – stupidity and the people who cause this mental disease seem to be everywhere.

Here I hope to bring you some of what I see out there. I also hope that you – whoever you are, whether I know you already online or in person, or don’t know you yet – contribute. Drop in and comment, or post your own stupidity. We all need a laugh. Also invite your friends, neighbors, whoever. Yep, shameless promotion without a doubt. But I know that there is so much stupidity out there, we all have some to share with others!

Contribute a picture, video, joke or story – go ahead! Send us all the stupid, ugly, funny, ridiculous, homemade, manipulated, altered, mutated, mutilated, defaced, deranged, comical, asinine, sophomoric, juvenile, idiotic, hand drawn, scanned, downloaded, emailed, bad, mad, sad (?), satirical, political, humorous, biting, scatological (but not too scatological), hilarious, punny, parodied, humiliated, often copied, but never imitated (?) images, pics, photos, cartoons, drawings, graphics, woodcuts, etchings, paintings, stories, jokes – whatever! We need to know about it and call stupid out.

Also, understand, that not everybody will think what you see as stupid actually is. smile, somebody might also point out your stupidity. Hey, we all have brain farts from time to time! Also, I hope you understand that some things will not be tolerated here. Keep the racism away. Don’t be stupid. Keep the spam away. Don’t be stupid. More than that we’ll play by ear and hopefully have some fun!

Either way enjoy the first stupid pic below! What would you do if you got home and saw this? Anybody care to give this a caption?

Pole Placement?

See ya soon,

Steve

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