Just when you thought you saw everything….here comes Disney. This is a must see video of clips from disney movies that you and your kiddos have watched many many times. And you thought Disney movies were decent?? Looks like even the folks at Disney have a bit of fun, that will typically go unnoticed!

Here goes: Disney Subliminals, some not so subliminal!!

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Sheriff: I saw this and it was outrageously funny to me – not so much to my wife though. Hope you enjoy this funny picture/poster on the Before and After marriage! But yes, also very stupid!

Before and After Marriage Questions and Answers!

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Japanese speed-eating legend Takeru Kobayashi defeated his arch-rival and reigning champ Joey Chestnut to reclaim the world hamburger eating title today at the Krystal Square Off World Hamburger Eating Championship in Chattanooga, Tenn. The 31-year-old from Japan earned a score of 93 Krystal hamburgers in eight minutes, setting a world record under a new no-dunking rule established by The Krystal Company. Chestnut, of San Jose, Calif., finished second with 81.

Kobayashi champion again. Dethrones Joey Chestnut for Burger Eating Champion!

Kobayashi’s victory over Chestnut today before a live televised audience and a crowd of more than 10,000 puts him back on top of the sport he brought into the American mainstream more than eight years ago, only to see his star fall the past three years following several high-profile losses, including a loss to Chestnut at last year’s championship in Chattanooga.

“We knew today’s Krystal Square Off championship was going to be a battle for the ages with Kobayashi hoping to reclaim his glory and Chestnut defending his two-year reign as champ, and both eaters did not disappoint,” said Brad Wahl, vice president of marketing, The Krystal Company. “Kobayashi’s commanding win over Chestnut proved once again why he is the sport’s biggest star.”

“Kobayashi came into Chattanooga needing a win. He got it and then some,” said Richard Shea, president of Major League Eating, the governing body of all stomach-centric sports. “The 12 Krystal margin revives his rivalry with Joey Chestnut and caps what was a great Krystal Square Off season. At the end, Kobayashi seemed to hit his head on the ceiling of his own self worth; lucky for him the faux hawk provided cushion.”

Presented by The Krystal Company, the Krystal Square Off is the only world hamburger eating championship sanctioned by Major League Eating.

Kobayashi has now won the Krystal Square Off four of its six years. He pockets $20,000 for the victory, along with the coveted Krystal Square Off Champion’s Belt and Trophy made out of crystal. Chestnut earns $10,00 for his second place finish. Patrick Bertoletti, who finished third with 76, takes away $5,000. The remaining finalists receive payouts ranging from $3,000 to $500. The $50,000 total cash purse is the largest in competitive eating.

The Krystal Square Off introduced new rules this year that forced competitors to change their strategies. First, eaters were no longer allowed to dunk their hamburgers in liquid in an effort to eliminate “detritus” during the competition. Also new this year, every eater was given five Big Angus Burgers at the start of the competition in addition to their tray of Krystal hamburgers. Each Big Angus Burger consumed added five hamburgers to an eater’s total count.

The official results are as follows:

• Takeru Kobayashi, Tokyo, Japan – 93 (68 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers*)
• Joey “Jaws” Chestnut, San Jose, Calif. – 81 (56 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers)
• Pat “Deep Dish” Bertoletti, Chicago, Ill. – 76 (51 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers)
• “Humble” Bob Shoudt, Philadelphia, Pa. – 71 (46 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers)
• Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas, Alexandria, Va. – 65 (40 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers)
• Hall “Hoover” Hunt, Jacksonville, Fla. – 60 (35 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers)
• Tim “Eater X” Janus, New York, N.Y. – 59 (34 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers)
• Erik “The Red” Denmark, Seattle, Wash. – 58 (33 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers)
• Tim “Gravy” Brown, Chicago, Ill. – 52 (27 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers)
• Jim “Buffalo” Reeves – 50 (25 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers)
• Eric “Badlands” Booker, Long Island, N.Y. – 47 (22 Krystals, 5 Big Angus Burgers)
• Tyler Allen, Chattanooga, TN – 8 (8 Krystals, 0 Big Angus Burgers)

* Each Big Angus Burger equals five Krystal hamburgers

Krystal has been hosting eating contests ever since it first opened its doors in 1932. Indeed, Krystal’s second customer, Roy Ward, claimed he could eat twice as many Krystals as French Jenkins, the chain’s first customer. He did just that by eating 12 Krystals, and according to legend invented the famous Krystal Sackful in the process. The years have passed, but Krystal Lovers have never stopped challenging each other to Krystal Eating Contests. This longstanding tradition became official in 2004 with the first Krystal Square Off World Hamburger Eating Championship.

Story from: Krystal Sqare-off Official Website

Sheriff: Kobayashi is a God in the competitive eating world! Still, nobody can understand how that little skinny dude can do it. Freak of nature!! Also to knock down that many “fake Belly bombs” – I would not want to be anywhere near for the next few days! See our story here on Stupid Patrol on the Burrito Eating champ – who finished 4th in this competition.

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Those shoes, those shoes … those shooooes!

If youre going to wear them, then practice walking in them first! Funnnny Video!

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(Wellford, SC)—The Mayor of Wellford is defending her policy which bans police officers in that city from chasing suspects. Sallie Peake says the policy also includes vehicle chases along with pursuits on foot. 

A memo issued on September 2nd from Peake to all Wellford officers reads:

“As of this date, there are to be no more foot chases when a suspect runs. I do not want anyone chasing after any suspects whatsoever.“

WSPA first reported the mandate on Wednesday after an anonymous citizen faxed a copy of the memo to our newsroom. Peake was out of town and unavailable for comment. On Friday, reporter Chris Cato caught up with her in her office and questioned her about the origin of the policy. Peake says she issued the mandate because several officers have been injured during chases, driving up insurance costs for the town.

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“The officers are costing us more money on insurance than most citizens here in the city of Wellford are even earning,“ says Peake.

She says the city is paying out $20,000 annually in workers’ compensation claims, much of it due to the police force. In July, two officers wrecked their cruisers while chasing suspects and had to go to the hospital for minor treatment. The police chief says three officers have been injured during foot chases in the last two years.

Spartanburg County Sheriff Chuck Wright says the policy prevents police from upholding the law—a direct violation of their constitutional oath.

“If a bank robber or a drunk driver or a shoplifter or somebody with a warrant runs on foot, it’s our obligation to do what we can do to bring them to justice,“ says Wright.

But when we asked Peake about her order impeding an officer from stopping a crime in progress, she became defensive and irate. The conversation went as follows:

Reporter: “Are you telling your officers if they witness a crime – they witness someone commit a crime on someone else and they’re ten yards away – they can’t go stop that person?“

Peake: “Is that in there?“ (referring to policy)

Reporter: “It says no chases whatsoever.“

Peake: “Well, that’s what I said, no chases, didn’t I? I didn’t say nothing about a crime. If you see a crime, this that and the other -“

Reporter: “Well, that’s what a chase is – “

Peake: “Well, I told them no chase on foot, and (the police chief) know exactly what I mean, so you’re trying to twist what I -“

Reporter: “No, I’m not. You said no chases. No chases means no chases.“

Peake: (claps hands) “You got you a story, thank God! You are so sweet! You got you a story on a woman in Wellford! Hallelujah! I’m so proud of you, Mr. Cato!“

Wellford Police Chief Chris Guy has told his officers to abide by the policy. He says they can still protect the public.

“Just because a suspect may run does not mean we can’t identify them, sign warrants, and catch them later,“ says Guy.

But Sheriff Wright says when a suspect gets away, there is always the chance he could hurt someone before officers catch up with him.

Peake says that won’t happen in Wellford.

Here’s hoping the arm of the law really is long.

Sheriff: Wow, those cops are good, or that mayor is VERY stupid. But hey, we all elect stupid people from time to time huh.

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Video: Ernie Anastos F-Bomb & Chicken Combo On Air

Ernie Anastos with co-anchor Dari Alexander during last night's Fox Channel 5 newscast. He seems to utter a particularly offensive four-letter word, as the look on her face might indicate.

Veteran NYC news anchor Ernie Anastos, who currently appears on MyFoxNY (channel 5)’s 5 p.m. and 10 p.m. broadcasts, spiced things up last night. Gawker explains, “Perhaps overloaded by transitive small talk between the weather report and a commercial break, Anastos — who once said ‘dot cock’ on live television — told meteorologist Nick Gregory that ‘it takes a tough man to make a tender forecast,’ and then, to the utter shock and appall of his co-anchor, Dari Alexander continued, ‘Keep fucking that chicken.’” Huh?

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More people probably saw this video clip than the original moment. Some people viewing the clip wondered if Anastos meant to say plucking, but, it came out wrong.

Either way, the tape sure sounds like he’s saying the f-word.

Whether he said it, meant to say it, or it was another word uttered that came out sounding like the f-bomb, matters little at this point, it is still funny as F***!

What is funnier is the reaction of co-anchor Dari Alexander, whose eyes bug out and she grimaces a bit, sort of confirming she just heard the f-bomb.

Still weird! Last year, WNBC (now NBC New York!)’s Sue Simmons dropped the f-bomb during an off-camera live read promotion (but not during the actual newscast), “What the fuck are you doing?!” She appeared on the next day’s broadcast

Sheriff: Hey I can understand. Anything for ratings! and come on – nowdays what’s a little F-Bomb – especially after seeing what’s on cable! Lemme get back to plucking chickens here – and for all that know what I mean …”Have a NICE day!”

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NEW TAMPA — The youngest Powerball winner ever has packed up his millions and moved to Tampa Bay, fulfilling his dream of working in the wrestling business with a wild new TV show. Combine beautiful women, professional wrestling, and part of a $17 million lottery payout, then stir — and you get the new TV show “Wrestlicious”.  

“MAD TV + the WWE + Baywatch + Dave Chappelle = Wrestlicious,” explained Powerball winner Jay Vargas, who’s helping finance the show with his lottery loot. 

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Videos of the show posted on YouTube show a mix of pro wrestling, sketch comedy, and bikini photo shoots — all involving women in a variety of skin-tight outfits. 

And one of the recurring characters on “Wrestlicious” is “J.V. Rich” — “The rapper-slash-owner of ‘Wrestlicious,’” Vargas said. 

“J.V. Rich” is a mansion-dwelling, single 21-year old millionaire surrounded by ladies and spending cash like crazy. What’s that character have in common with the real Jay Vargas?  

“Attractive and handsome — like myself,” Vargas said with a laugh that showed he wasn’t taking himself seriously. 

Physical appearance is about all the two share. The real Vargas is normal — and pretty humble. After snagging a $17 million lump sum payment last year at age 19, becoming Powerball’s youngest-ever winner, Vargas vowed to spend his money smartly.  

“I don’t have the temptation to go out and buy 15 cars or 50 houses, or a big mansion with 50-plus rooms… I just want to be comfortable,” he said. 

He’s settled down with a wife and family in a nice, but not-over-the-top house in New Tampa. His money and his mind are totally devoted to his TV show-in-the making.  

Since Tampa Bay’s home to so many wrestlers, Vargas made it his home, too. It’s a much better situation than the rumors he hears back home in South Carolina.  

“I hear I’m dead every month,” Vargas said, repeating a rumor that he hears about when he talks to friend and family. “Ever since I won the Powerball.”

“They actually did a press conference saying that I was dead and that I was found in pieces or something like that. I think it’s sort of funny. ‘Cause I’m not dead at all,” he said with a big laugh.

Vargas said his producer is working with TV networks to find a home for the TV show, which has already filmed a pilot episode hosted by wrestling promoter Jimmy Hart.

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Mia Engberg’s film series, Dirty Diaries premiered tonight in the Swedish capital of Stockholm and has sparked controversy with regard to its public funding. The collection of erotica received the equivalent of US $69 000 in financial support from the Swedish Film Institute and each picture was filmed using a mobile phone. 

The Dirty Diaries website outlines the feminist perspective behind the one dozen films highlighting the ways in which they challenge gender norms and empower women. The online manifesto confronts gendered norms of beauty, heterosexism and misogyny and calls for women to engage in safer sex, embrace self-pleasure and celebrate sexual diversity.

Engberg and The Swedish Film Institute defend the public financing of feminist porn as a means of revealing and exploring sexuality through a female’s perspective. The filmmaker emphasizes that unlike mainstream pornography, her work is “not made to please a male audience and it’s not made to make money.”

Not surprisingly, taxpayer funding of the Dirty Diaries series has drawn harsh criticism from conservatives. The Local, a Swedish news source, suggests that feminism has gained an undeserved special status and the funding of feminist erotica represents a saddening disrespect for public monies.

Click here to view (NSFW) clips and stills from Dirty Diaries.

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Ben and Jerry’s Gives Away Gay-Rights Ice Cream

The ice cream company will distribute “Hubby Hubby“ in its home state of Vermont, celebrating gay marriage.

Gay Rights Ice Cream

Ben & Jerry’s is temporarily renaming their popular “Chubby Hubby” ice cream to “Hubby Hubby” starting Wednesday to celebrate the legalization of gay marriage in its home state of Vermont.

“The legalization of marriage for gay and lesbian couples in Vermont is certainly a step in the right direction, and something worth celebrating with peace, love – and plenty of ice cream,” Ben & Jerry’s CEO Walt Freese said.

The Boston Herald reports that the ice cream will only be sold for 30 days and only in Vermont, mostly rendering the move symbolic.

A wedding-themed Ben & Jerry’s truck will give away free cartons of “Hubby Hubby” around Vermont Wednesday. One scheduled stop is the Vermont Capitol, where a gay-marriage law was passed that took effect Wednesday.

Yes Pe-can! Obama Ice Cream

The company is no stranger to liberal causes, in January renaming its Butter Pecan flavor to “Yes, Pecan” to celebrate President Obama’s inauguration.

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Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night.

“I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw,” said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.  

Snake with foot - China

Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.

The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China’s West Normal University in Nanchang.

Snake expert Long Shuai said: “It is truly shocking but we won’t know the cause until we’ve conducted an autopsy.”

A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans.

Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other.

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