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School bans sex with roomie present

The Stupid Patrol Sheriff — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:31:39 +0000

MEDFORD, Mass. – Officials with a Massachusetts university said complaints led to a new policy banning students from having sex while their roommates are present.

Tufts University spokeswoman Kim Thurler said officials added the rule to the 2009-10 guest policy after receiving about a dozen complaints from students “who expressed concerns that they were experiencing uncomfortable situations with their roommates’ sex-tracurricular activities,” The Boston Herald reported Tuesday. “We really didn’t have anything concrete in place for (them) to set clear boundaries,” she said.

The policy informs students in dormitories that they “may not engage in sexual activity while your roommate is
present in the room.” Thurler said the policy does not state any penalties for a violation, but she said officials hope the rule will “empower” students to “bring that issue up” if they have a problem with their roommate’s sexual activities.

Sheriff: What the heck is this world coming to! JEEEEZ roomie – leave the room, put a pillow over your head, or maybe get inspired! On second thought – hmmm the sheriff has only daughters! This WILL be their college!

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75% of Oklahoma Students cannot name the First President!

The Stupid Patrol Sheriff — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:52:16 +0000

From News 9 – Oklahoma City

What the heck are they doing in School?

OKLAHOMA CITY — Only one in four Oklahoma public high school students can name the first President of the United States, according to a survey released today.

The survey was commissioned by the Oklahoma Council of Public Affairs in observance of Constitution Day on Thursday.

Brandon Dutcher is with the conservative think tank and said the group wanted to find out how much civic knowledge Oklahoma high school students know.

The Oklahoma City-based think tank enlisted national research firm, Strategic Vision, to access students’ basic civic knowledge.

”They’re questions taken from the actual exam that you have to take to become a U.S. citizen,” Dutcher said.

A thousand students were given 10 questions drawn from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services item bank. Candidates for U.S. citizenship must answer six questions correctly in order to become citizens.

About 92 percent of the people who take the citizenship test pass on their first try, according to immigration service data. However, Oklahoma students did not fare as well. Only about 3 percent of the students surveyed would have passed the citizenship test.

Dutcher said this is not just a problem in Oklahoma. He said Arizona had similar results, which left him concerned for the entire country.

”Jefferson later said that a nation can’t expect to be ignorant and free,” Dutcher said. “It points to a real serious problem. We’re not going to remain ignorant and free.”

Question % of Students	Who Answered Correctly
What is the supreme law of the land?	28
What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?	26
What are the two parts of the U.S. Congress?	27
How many justices are there on the Supreme Court?	10
Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?	14
What ocean is on the east coast of the United States?	61
What are the two major political parities in the United States?	43
We elect a U.S. senator for how many years?	11
Who was the first President of the United States?	23
Who is in charge of the executive branch?	29

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Train misses drunken teen napping on track

The Stupid Patrol Sheriff — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:45:47 +0000

PARIS (Reuters) – A drunk French teenager narrowly escaped death on Sunday after falling asleep on a railway track and slumbering undisturbed as a high-speed train roared over him, police said.

The 19-year old, whose name was not released, remained fast asleep face down on a stretch of track near Saint Nolff in southern Brittany, as the Quimper to Paris train passed, leaving only a few grease stains on the back of his jacket.

The driver saw the body lying on the tracks and slammed on the brakes, but was only able to stop a few hundred meters further on.

“It was his unconscious state that saved him really, as he lay there completely still like a dead body,” said a spokesman for the local police force, adding that the clearance under the train is only around 20 centimeters.

According to the spokesman, the teenager was making his way back from the Saint Nolff music festival when he stopped to take a nap on the railway line.

Roused by police and fire fighters who attended the scene, the young man gave a one-fingered salute before rolling over and going back to sleep.

He was subsequently transferred to a nearby hospital where police say he is still recovering from his alcohol binge.

“He’s not really aware of what happened,” said the police spokesman.

(Reporting by Vicky Buffery, editing by Paul Casciato)

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Stealing from Girl Scouts

The Stupid Patrol Sheriff — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:35:56 +0000

Gimme your Cookies!

Incredible. I have heard of taking candy from a baby (not nice – Stupid in fact!) but stealing cookies and money from Girl Scouts? Daaaaaaaaaaamn Stupid!

And yes I know…it is old news (2008) – but that doesn’t make it any LESS STUPID!

Thanks to www.collegehumor.com for this one!

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13 year old bank robber

The Stupid Patrol Sheriff — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:26:52 +0000

13 Year old boy could get a 21 year sentence!

He is the youngest person to be accused of robbing a bank that many in this midwestern US town can remember, and now he could end up spending a good chunk of his life behind bars.

A judge in the juvenile court, noting the premeditation and the “extremely aggressive” manner in which Denote Moore, 13, pointed an unloaded handgun at several bank tellers last month, ordered his case be moved to adult court.

The mid-day heist on April 13 shocked many in this Rust Belt city.

Sheriff Michael McCoy said Moore was the youngest person to be arrested for bank robbery in his 37 years on the force. A prosecutor said he could not remember another such case in his 19 years of work.

The move means a potential prison sentence for Moore of 21 to 45 years.

Had the case remained in the juvenile courts, Moore’s imprisonment would have ended on his 21st birthday.

The robbery occurred at about 11:35 am.

Moore was arrested within 30 minutes after hiding in a garage only a few blocks away from the bank. His clothing was stained red from a dye pack that had exploded in the pillow case where tellers had put the money.

Moore told police he thought he had been shot, hearing the pop and seeing a big puff of red smoke.

The teen told police he had run away from home a month earlier and was stealing to get money for “clothing and stuff.”

Illinois law allows a juvenile to be tried as an adult if he or she is older than 13 and a judge finds “it is not in the best interest of the public” for the minor to remain in the juvenile justice system. Moore will turn 14 next month.

The judge, noting Moore was on probation and failed to comply with counseling and missed several appointments with his probation officer, found the boy to be a poor candidate to work with officials further.

An estimated 200,000 juveniles are tried, sentenced or incarcerated as adults every year in the United States, according to the Campaign for Youth Justice.

An average of 7,500 juveniles are incarcerated in adult jails at any given time and 40 states allow youths charged as adults to be held in adult jails while they wait for their case to be heard.

Source: Breitbart

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