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Today we have for you a funny, a stupid stupid joke called “Third Grade”

On little Larry’s first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, ‘I don’t belong here, I should be in third grade!’

The teacher looked at little Larry’s records and told him to please take his seat.

Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, ‘I don’t belong here, I should be in the third grade!’

Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry’s problem. The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of.

The teacher suggested they try some biology questions… ‘What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?’ asked the teacher.

‘Legs!’ Larry immediately replied. “What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn’t?’ asked the teacher.

‘Pockets!’ said Larry.

The teacher looked at the principal, who said, ‘Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!’

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Today I am feeling like Little Johnny!

Little johnny jokes are a staple of stupid jokes. Here are a few for you, use them don’t abuse em!

1. Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she blushingly replied, “Oh, that’s mommy’s black sponge.” 

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, “Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!” She replies, “I lost it, honey.”

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, “Mommy, I found your black sponge!” Mystified, she says, “Where, honey?” 

Little Johnny says, “It’s over at Mrs. Johnson’s house, and Daddy’s washing his face in it!”

2. A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” 

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. 

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. 

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!” 

3. One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants. The Teacher asked, “Johnny, what are you doing?” 

Then, Johnny said, “It hurts down there.” “Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home”, said the teacher. 

A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down. Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his thing hanging out of his pants. 

The teacher said, “Johnny, what’s that doing hanging out of your pants?!” Then Johnny said, “My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she’ll come and pick me up.”

4. One day little Johnny had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher “can I go to the bathroom.” she said no.

Then 5 minutes later he raised his hand and said “dammit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom.” She said “no not with that mouth.” She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c’s. frontwards and backwards. 

He went to the corner and said “a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z” 

Then he said “z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a” 

Then she said “Where is the p.” 

Lil Johnny said “Running down my leg.”

5. Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Okay, class, we’re going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word ‘perhaps’ in it.”

Claude says, “Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won’t give us any homework.” 

The teacher says, “Very good, Claude.” 

Mary says, “The sky is very dark… perhaps it’s going to rain.” The teacher says, “Very good, Mary.”

She calls on Little Johnny in the back.

Johnny says, “Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano.”

Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag

She reaches her hand in it and says it’s round, it’s got a stem, and it’s got a leaf.

Little Johnny raises his hand and says it’s an apple, it’s an apple.

 Then she says “Very good Johnny, now you give me one.” 

He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it’s round, it’s hard, and it’s got a head.

 The teacher says Ohh Johnny that’s Nasty!

 Little Johnny says no it’s a quarter, but I like the way you’re thinking.

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Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. 

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep. 

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep. 

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. 

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!” 

… the teacher fainted!

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He doesn’t look like he is ready for Middle School, but never too early to prepare!

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Study hard kid, it’s a jungle out there!

See ya soon, or not!

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