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Daily Stupid Joke – October 4, 2009

Sheriff: Sunday, Sunday. Easy Breezy take it easy. Some people take the day to have a few beers, watch a game and relax. Some people take the day as a “family day” – head out to church, then IHOP or Denny’s. Others use it for things that they might not get to normally. Some – well, just use it the same as they do any other day that ends in  a “Y” – time for Stupidity. I hope you enjoy this stupid joke about the Sky-diving Redneck, it sure made me laugh thinking about the outright stupidity!

Sky Diving Redneck

A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The redneck understood and was ready.

The time came to have the redneck jump from the air plane. The instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him. The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the redneck.

The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his parachute, “So you wanna race, eh?”

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