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<h1><span style="COLOR: #ff0000"><span style="COLOR: #ff0000"><span style="COLOR: #000000">Daily Stupid Joke – September 24, 2009</span></span></span></h1>
<h2><span style="COLOR: #ff0000"><span style="COLOR: #ff0000"><span style="COLOR: #000000">Grandpa and the Bikers</span></span></span></h2>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. This man came in, he was already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table.</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, &#8220;I went by your grandma&#8217;s house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!&#8221;</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>The biker looked at him and didn&#8217;t say a word. His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat.</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>The drunk leaned on the table again and said, &#8220;I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!&#8221; The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad.</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>The drunk leaned on the table again and said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!&#8221;</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, &#8220;Damn it, grandpa, you&#8217;re drunk. Go home!&#8221;</strong></span></p>
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